Thursday, August 14, 2008

MOVE IN R@gE

it is t-minus 1 day til move in R@gE begins...and honestly...i cannot fuckin wait...work is going sooooooooooo slow this week in anticipation of the shenanigans to be had...see ya soon!

and dave...take out the fuckin trash!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Back in Dayjing

So I've moved into Steveo's old room yesterday and it's fabulous--nice and chilly. Also, you may not recognize me on campus/around Dayton because I left my piece of sheet bike in St. Louis and brought the Trek instead.

Thus, today is Wednesday, and though I don't know when classes begin or my exact schedule, let the Rage begin. (Come on, when did I ever know my schedule except the morning of?) MJ says Milano's is a priority for her this evening. Olympics to be watched by all. (Any hints on how to get the Olympic theme out of one's head? I guess I won't worry about it--I like the song anyway.) I expect to see Ali there. There may have been threats for her kidnapping from George and Amy's farm to MJ's. Other good news: Kirky works at Fieldhouse which is like the Linebacker tree in Albert Emanuel's front lawn, i.e. "Right there." ... Could be bad.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Rage moving to a University of Cincinnati near YOU

Hey guys. I moved into my apartment in Cincinnati (Corryville to be exact) on Monday and have spent the past week getting settled and other things like that. You guys should come visit some time. I start orientation next monday and class the following monday. My new address is 215 Martin Luther King Avenue East; Apartment 3; Cincinnati, OH 45219. I will see most of you for move-in rage. Until then, keep dreaming up elaborate plans to annex 421 College Park forever (so far the best I have is we simply go in there and do what tyler, Jordan and I did to matt, which is hide all of their stuff in their dressers, the 2nd floor bathroom cupboards, or in Sig Ep's basement, which will cause them to go insane/spontaneously combust, and then the house is ours).

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Move In Rage

yes sir, I am certainly looking forward to the rage'n that will occur on move in weekend. Get ready for some irresponsible shenanigans. Can't wait to see anyone who is able to come.

That red head kid

Monday, August 4, 2008

Old Business:
1. In response to your query Steveo, Matt (Matty the Rage) Meyers left the country today. [I am still running the numbers on how this will effect GNR (gross national rage)]. I (DJ Jawnz aka Gunther aka D. Shiznit aka Davasaurus Rex) leave the country September 29th. I believe that Ali (Grammar Rules) Kinsella leaves on September 28th (if she isn't going to be on the moon or elsewhere in outer space).

2. Raging at 421 on move-in weekend is a glorious idea and I will do everything in my power to be a part of it (actually I won't, I'll try really hard but doing everything in my power would be pretty silly). We have to commandeer the Wicker Room for a house meeting at which the role of Matt will of course be played by Steveo.

New Business:
1. In addition to coming up to Dayton on Saturday of move-in weekend I'm going to try to come fairly frequently until I bounce out of the country. Probably on Thursday night through all day Friday because I work every day but Friday. However, I'll also probably quit my job at some point allowing me to spend 100% of my time raging for a brief period.

2. I recently was in Dayton briefly and woah. Bridge gone. It feels sort of weird like- I left this womb and now they've severed my umbilical cord to it (which was the Stewart Street Bridge).

3. I am Smashing on Wednesday- be jealous.

For Old Times Sake:
1. I think that some people haven't been keeping up on their chores so I think we should all make an effort to do a better job on that.