Dear my Pen Pal

This is the actual, word-for-word, typographical error-for-typographical error text of a letter a student at my school wrote. To properly appreciate this, imagine you are a prepubescent female from semi-rural Ohio. You like sports, and horses, and other things that members of your peer group take an interest in. In between Junior Model UN, volleyball, and riding the tractor around the yard, you've decided to dedicate yourself to brightening the dark, gray world of one of those poor teenagers in the land where life hasn't really seemed to improve after they abandoned the idea of helping each other completely. Of course, you know nothing about Ukraine, but you think the USSR was "kinda cool." This is your first sign that, even though it's cold, life continues on the other side of the world, and maybe it's not all that different from your own.

Dear my Pen Pal,

Hello) My name is Mary Kutnyk. I live in a very beautiful city - Brody.I go to school number 2.I am in 9th grade . So ,when I look at myself in the mirror I see a light brown girl with short long hair, dark eyes and slander figure. As to my appearance I’m rather tall and slim. I have never thought I’m a beauty I whish I were more beautiful. I think that I’m even tempered, rather reserved, calm and modest. But sometimes I can lose my tempo and become either angry or sad. I like staying alone and sometimes I retire into my shell. But at the same time I like my friends, I like to laugh and joke. I have got a sense of humor. It means I understand humor and appreciate it. I was born on the 12th of July 1995 in the town of Brody, where I live now together with my parents and my younger brother. My early years which I remember badly, were typical of a child living in a town. I was born in a family of a teacher and a priest . I was sent to a kindergarten at the age of three as both the parents were working. School for me was not only lessons and learning I had a lot of friends there. We organized extra class activities such as parties and other social activities. I actively participated in most of them. So , how are you ?What is your name? I was wondering if you could tell me a little about your country. I really read about it but I do not know much .Well, that is all for now .I will talk to you later.

Love your friend,
Mary Kutnyk =)