Dear my Pen Pal

This is the actual, word-for-word, typographical error-for-typographical error text of a letter a student at my school wrote. To properly appreciate this, imagine you are a prepubescent female from semi-rural Ohio. You like sports, and horses, and other things that members of your peer group take an interest in. In between Junior Model UN, volleyball, and riding the tractor around the yard, you've decided to dedicate yourself to brightening the dark, gray world of one of those poor teenagers in the land where life hasn't really seemed to improve after they abandoned the idea of helping each other completely. Of course, you know nothing about Ukraine, but you think the USSR was "kinda cool." This is your first sign that, even though it's cold, life continues on the other side of the world, and maybe it's not all that different from your own.

Dear my Pen Pal,

Hello) My name is Mary Kutnyk. I live in a very beautiful city - Brody.I go to school number 2.I am in 9th grade . So ,when I look at myself in the mirror I see a light brown girl with short long hair, dark eyes and slander figure. As to my appearance I’m rather tall and slim. I have never thought I’m a beauty I whish I were more beautiful. I think that I’m even tempered, rather reserved, calm and modest. But sometimes I can lose my tempo and become either angry or sad. I like staying alone and sometimes I retire into my shell. But at the same time I like my friends, I like to laugh and joke. I have got a sense of humor. It means I understand humor and appreciate it. I was born on the 12th of July 1995 in the town of Brody, where I live now together with my parents and my younger brother. My early years which I remember badly, were typical of a child living in a town. I was born in a family of a teacher and a priest . I was sent to a kindergarten at the age of three as both the parents were working. School for me was not only lessons and learning I had a lot of friends there. We organized extra class activities such as parties and other social activities. I actively participated in most of them. So , how are you ?What is your name? I was wondering if you could tell me a little about your country. I really read about it but I do not know much .Well, that is all for now .I will talk to you later.

Love your friend,
Mary Kutnyk =)

Is it spring yet?

First and foremost I hope you all had a fantastic facial hair february. I know I did, and those of you that saw me can vouch for the lumberjacktastic bush that was representing on my face. Which brings me to my next point, the hottest item to hit the upper lip since botox. Mustache March. Check out my annual attempt to look like a pedophile (2 years in a row) below.

On a completely separate note is it spring yet? I am completely over winter. And in looker forward to spring a camping trip is in the making. Initial thoughts were for the first weekend in may, but have now shifted to the second weekend in may. Input please?? Locale TBD. Smash! That will be all.

Psuedo-english pomposity with fake drama thrown in on the side... smothered in tico tico

Since stupid songs seem to be the hip thing right now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmPwZT-9zY&feature=related

Sometimes this man's genius can only be expressed through sheer stupidity.

Poo Dollar

The latest nugget of gold from our pal R. Kelly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46nNKv421hM