Stuff White People Like

so I read this article today, and found a blog that you all might enjoy quite thoroughly. Its called 'Stuff White People Like' its great. Find a sampling below

People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.


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Bacon

so i know that I've always been a proponent of "hey wrap it in bacon, it can only get better"

but i think these guys took it to the extreme.

check this out

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss&src=ig

synapsis:

2 pounds of sausage wrapped in 2 pounds of bacon

Change!

Hey guys. Just posting to let you know that today is the 36th anniversary of Rowe v Wade. This marks the 36th anniversary of women having a choice (or for you Reagan fans out there, it marks the 36th anniversary of legalized baby killing, which is different than the baby killing we do overseas). Sorry for being political, its just that with all this change happening so rapidly (CHANGE!!!!!) I can't help myself. Plus I think its hilarious we got free lunch today at med school to celebrate the day. Just gotta have a clean ass. That is all.

The Glad Game

Ok, if you've never read Pollyanna, go to Wikipedia right now, and read the plot summary for this book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollyanna

Coals to Newcastle!

Hey guys. Remember when we thought this phrase was really funny (perhaps only Dave, Tyler, Ali and I did, but we did)? I found out what it meant. If something is coals to Newcastle, it is a pointless venture. Apparently Newcastle has an abundant coal supply, so sending more coal there is useless. In parting, I offer this gift that might help explain this phrase more clearly:

Steve-O cooking (meaning mass amounts of dirty dishes will accumulate) when the sink is already full is like coals to newcastle. Do your dishes. That is all.

Something to make small children cry

As some of you may know, my siblings ran the Chicago Marathon this fall. I made the trip to see the spectacle that is 45,000 crazy bastards who think that running 26.2 miles is a good time, and it did not disappoint. Highlights include what is apparently a somewhat popular activity called joggling, which is a combination of jogging and juggling. National pride was rampant, and from many countries of origin. Some dead musicians were present, as were many aerobic superheroes, including Batman, Robin, Spiderman (who was able to utilize his Spidey senses to elude photographic capture and thus preserve his soul), and what I can only imagine is called America Man (Fuck Yeah is purely optional, but encouraged). Saving the best for last, a slight Chinaman dressed as Minnie Mouse. That's not a typo. My brother in law took pictures and recently set up a photobucket type place on them internets to share them with the world. Here are my favorites. Enjoy.

America Man

Batman and Robin

Joggling (blue shirt)

The Horror!

Kristen got a cat

Cheers to me for an awesome title right? True story though, Kristen did get a cat. Although I am highy allergic and have a strong sinister hatred of pets of the feline variety the little bastard is cute. (my image is now permanantly tainted for using the word cute on the internet). I however will never trust him becase he is curious and ferocious and might acquire the taste for human flesh. They are afterall one of nature's most deadly predators. Well atleast before they were nursed like babies with milk and cozy indoor living spaces for the last thousand years or so and bred to be small, and cute. Plus who poops in a box. Lay of the catnip you little bums.

Now I have ranted. So Eli was here with my family for christmas and the such and all he wanted to do the whole time was play SMASH! He didn't really know what he was doing but he really liked jumping off the board and saying "me fall down again" and laughing. This was quite detrimental to our team play, although he was convinced we were winning. My parents were also quite speechless after I explained the history of Samus and her special suit from the bird people which makes her such an incredible aerial warrior. I like to make them proud. They did not appreciate me referring to my splooge ball either. Well I shall leave you with this video link. Hilarious monkeys talking about religion. Monkey Jesus, awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tJKP1bWFw

Rage!

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BURNS!!!!!!

Cuz someone had to do it. Seriously.