Cheers to me for an awesome title right? True story though, Kristen did get a cat. Although I am highy allergic and have a strong sinister hatred of pets of the feline variety the little bastard is cute. (my image is now permanantly tainted for using the word cute on the internet). I however will never trust him becase he is curious and ferocious and might acquire the taste for human flesh. They are afterall one of nature's most deadly predators. Well atleast before they were nursed like babies with milk and cozy indoor living spaces for the last thousand years or so and bred to be small, and cute. Plus who poops in a box. Lay of the catnip you little bums.
Now I have ranted. So Eli was here with my family for christmas and the such and all he wanted to do the whole time was play SMASH! He didn't really know what he was doing but he really liked jumping off the board and saying "me fall down again" and laughing. This was quite detrimental to our team play, although he was convinced we were winning. My parents were also quite speechless after I explained the history of Samus and her special suit from the bird people which makes her such an incredible aerial warrior. I like to make them proud. They did not appreciate me referring to my splooge ball either. Well I shall leave you with this video link. Hilarious monkeys talking about religion. Monkey Jesus, awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tJKP1bWFw
Rage!
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Ok, so he is only a kitten and all kittens are playful! That doesn't mean he is going to develop a taste for human flesh! But if he does, i hope he attacks you first!
real like conversation between and lauren
me: what class are you in?
Lauren: intro to womens studies
me: sounds like a blast
Lauren: its pretty interesting
not as much fun as SMASH!
it brought a ginormous smile to my face!
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