And now a word from chuck norris

I have recently been keeping busy by thinking of my own Chuck Norris random facts. Here goes, and please add any you have thought of yourself:

1. Chuck Norris once hit a walk-off home run...while batting for the away team
2. Chuck Norris once painted a masterpiece landscape in the time it took Bob Ross to pick up his paintbrush. He then waited until Bob Ross was finished with his painting of happy trees, stared at the trees for 5 seconds, and caused them to become scared trees. He lastly roundhouse kicked Bob Ross in the face. That is how he died, not from cancer.
3. When the doctor listens to Chuck Norris' heart with a stethoscope, (s)he hears machine guns and screaming.
4. Chuck Norris created February 29th to give one of his victims an extra day to run and hide, saying he would leave them alone if they were alive on march 1. They didn't make it.
5. Chuck Norris once impregnated a woman by winking at her. He then promptly aborted the baby by scowling at her.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Dentists have such a high suicide rate. He was once told he had a cavity. Now he pays dentists all over the world their last visit.
7. Chuck Norris created Madagascar by roundhouse kicking Mozambique.
8. When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the great wall of china, it can be seen from outer space
9. Chuck Norris can stare at the sun, and when he does, it causes a sunspot to develop.
10. The devil made a deal with Chuck Norris.